I hate those "Get to Know Your Friends" emails that get forwarded to me every so often.

So, I've made my own.

I feel like ... a cotton ball recently chewed up by a puppy with sharp teeth.

I want to eat ... a Whopper.

I want to drink ... a strawberry shake, or tequila.

My favorite infomercial is ... the new one with Regis Philbin where he tries to sell you Dean Martin videos.

My favorite candy is ... brown.