My Landlord Has a Low Capacity to Handle Stress





Landlord fielding a non-emergent phone call.

You all remember the story of the 4 AM, 5 car pileup, right?

My landlord was the first on the scene to dial 911.

"Ohmigod! OOOOmiiiigoddd! OOOOOO my gaaaaaad ! ! !" she yelled over and over in the most nasal, most post-menopausal, "this ain't no mitzva", geriatric princess voice.

"It's just ter-r-r-rible!" she crooned through here dilated nares.

"Just aaaaaaawwwful!"

She reported to the 911 operator.