I want to...

Eat nothing but peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, fried chicken, and apples.

Kiss attractive women in laundromats without introducing myself.

Run around town in a bunny costume.

Rob a bank just to see what it feels like.

Forget my debts and move to any tropical island picked at random.

Create an adult Wiffle Ball league.

Wear a spandex body suit.

Jump off the Golden Gate (if I knew I'd survive and only get a little sore).

Have my teeth cleaned professionally once a month.