I've never actually seen a live unicorn. My second to last girlfriend liked Precious Moments figurines. Her mother had a collection of wizards and unicorns. They were all multi-colored and a lot of them were decorated with gold leaf. Some of the wizards had these little see through crystal balls. I wanted to smash their balls. I wanted to break off the unicorns' little horns and use them to poke her mom's fat belly.