Dirtyknees...

"Why is this dripping?" is never a good question.

I showered before a date with a herpetic monkey.



Paparazzi's photo of me on my monkey date. Posted by Hello



Highlights since last time I blogged:

1) My apartment's water pressure has mysteriously gone up ten fold.

2) I attended an 8 minute dating event. I will blog about it later.

3) I joined an online dating community for herpes sufferers. I will blog about L8ER.

Please feel free to look about the archives. They're getting a little dusty, but there are some great stories on those shelves.

Do it for the herpetic monkey.


A medical researcher contracted a fatal strain of herpes from a monkey>A
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